- Listening to: Eagles - Life's been good
- Reading: Essential guitar chords
- Watching: "My Big Fat Redneck Wedding
- Eating: Cheesecake
- Drinking: Kool Aid
1. NEVER dive into a mesquite bush.
2. NEVER walk in a straight line with all your teammates.
3. NEVER press down too hard on the handguard of a plastic bodied M4.
4. NEVER drop your only mag for your Glock.
5. NEVER walk in front of a 540 FPS sniper rifle.
6. NEVER screw around instead of listening to what team you're on.
7. NEVER forget kneepads.
8. NEVER walk in front of a G-&-P stubby zombie killer.
9. NEVER use dirty goggles.
and lastly.... number 10.
NEVER, EVER, EVER try to cut your way out of the mesquite bush you idiotically dove into after reading this.
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